#283 - Baby Parties / Cheap Weddings / Being a F'uncle / Tacos vs Chick-fil-A / Flaskboy Tactics

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In this spicy little gem of an episode, we dive deep into the chaotic world of baby parties—those adult-hostage situations disguised as children’s celebrations. Kiko and Chef Maurice break down the do’s, don’ts, and “please have alcohols” of organizing kid parties (hint: finger food and bump-friendly bathrooms are a must). We talk about the sacred chaos of prepping for a kid’s birthday party—where anxiety, BBQ judgment, and Chick-fil-A betrayal all collide. Chef Maurice debates tacos vs hot dogs vs his entire reputation, while Funko Kiko strategizes how to avoid adult small talk by hiding in the soccer field with the kids (and possibly a vape).

Then we slide straight into the nonsense of weddings that charge guests—yes, apparently some people think their love is worth $300 a head (spoiler: it’s not). We brainstorm honeymoon fund strategies ...